‘Hang on, aren’t we all boat people?’

THE annual Australia Day lamb ad has become an Aussie tradition. But the latest one has been dubbed the most political one to date.

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Dave Hughes takes on Sam Kekovich

HE’S been the King of the Australia Day lamb ads for years, but has Dave “Hughesy” Hughes finally dethroned Lambassador Sam Kekovich?

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Sunscreen leaves kids ‘screaming in pain’

SUNCARE favourite Banana Boat has been slammed by beachgoers after they were left with horrific sunburn. The manufacturer says the product is fine.

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ALDI’s tough stance on alcohol

HE picked up a bottle of alcohol to stop it falling over on the checkout. The cashier told his mum she couldn’t sell it to her now because he’d touched it.

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Strippers ‘drugged, assaulted and raped’

AN EXOTIC dancer claims she was abused and “drugged into near unconsciousness” for not going along with a club’s scheme. WARNING: Graphic.

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Lover smuggled out of jail in a suitcase

THIS man’s lover tried to bust him out of jail in a suitcase, but was spotted lugging the heavy load out of the prison.

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Man wakes to discover black feet

THIS dad thought he had a terrible disease caused by lack of blood flow to his extremities. The truth was far less serious, but much funnier.

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Why most women carry babies on their left side

EVER noticed that you prefer to carry your baby like this? It’s not a coincidence.

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‘You’re the worst parent’

UK TV host Piers Morgan tore into the mother who sent another mum a bill for damage to her daughter’s expensive shoes — reducing her to tears.

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The beauty products Lisa and Sylvia can’t live without

LISA Wilkinson and Sylvia Jeffreys know all too well what it’s like to wake up before 3.30am and switch on their A-game. But how do they look so flawless?

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How I found out my dad is Charles Manson

HE’S the spitting image, but growing up, Matthew Roberts had no idea he could be the son of the most infamous mass murderers in history.

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Pastor shames disabled woman

AN obese, disabled woman has been filmed while being towed by a truck. The man behind the camera is copping it.

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These guys are not exactly ‘dole bludgers’

DOCTORS from a top Australian university say they too were hit with erroneous Centrelink debt notices — and even a PhD can’t sort out the mess.

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Cadbury launch new variation to Creme Egg

WHILE the Creme egg is definitely one of Cadbury’s greatest ever creations, the popular Easter treat may be booted from the top spot by a new alternative.

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Tomorrow will be bloody hot

NSW and Queensland residents are being warned to brace themselves tomorrow as a massive heatwave heads towards the east coast.

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Women shamed online for shopping in their PJs

TWO women shamed for shopping at a supermarket dressed in just their pyjamas have branded their male critic “sexist” and “racist”.

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Couple’s shocking racist ‘tip’ for waitress

A WAITRESS was shocked after she was left a racist note by a white couple who said they did not tip black people.

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Messy girl wants $10,000 to clean her room

THIS girl’s selfie went viral for all the wrong reasons yesterday, and now she wants the public to donate money so she can “devote my life to cleanliness”.

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Big changes to Centrelink’s family benefits

THESE eight changes to family payments could make you poorer in 2017.

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$144k a month to turn home into jail

THE nephew of a Chinese billionaire is willing to pay $144,000 per month to turn the place into a private jail.

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The real reason you can’t lose weight

WE’RE quick to blame factors like a slow metabolism, dodgy hormones or not enough exercise for our inability to shed kilos. But we’re ignoring something more obvious.

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Australia’s controversial new dating show

IT’S SAID to be one of the most ‘diverse’ dating shows to hit our television screens yet. Within 60 seconds of meeting, strip down to your jocks and get into bed.

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MAFS’s Nicole went on date with Gable Tostee

SHE was unlucky in love on reality show Married at First Sight, and now Nicole Heir has revealed she went on a bad first date with Gable Tostee.

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Graph shows our resolutions are doomed

HOW’S that new gym going? Well, hate to break it to you but it won’t last and new data shows exactly when we’ll give up.

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How low can (their necklines) go?

IF YOUR neckline isn’t threatening to reveal your navel you’re not doing it properly on the Golden Globes red carpet.

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Centrelink debt: ‘The man in the box’

JAMES’ schizophrenia is so severe he sometimes can’t even walk down the road, but he holds down a casual job. Then came Centrelink’s $7000 demand, and his meltdown.

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‘I used to practise stabbing him’

KOBE Bennett knows what it’s like to live in fear of abuse and violence at the hands of his father every single day. Now, he’s fighting back.

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The key to losing weight this year

HERE are five easy habits to commit to in 2017 to help you keep your weight under control and kick your resolutions out of the park.

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Man who came to stay and wouldn’t leave

ANYONE who has ever rented out their property — or is thinking about it — will find this story incredibly unsettling.

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‘A gift from the Instagram Gods’

ANTJE Utgaard, 22, became Instagram famous overnight. Her steamy snaps have earnt her the title of the “next Kate Upton”.

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Glamour selfie fails with horrendous photo backdrop

IT was supposed to be a glamorous selfie of Alyssa showing off her new dress. But all the attention has been thrown to the backdrop of her picture.

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Glamour selfie fails with horrendous photo backdrop

IT was supposed to be a glamorous selfie of Alyssa showing off her new dress. But all the attention has been thrown to the backdrop of her picture.

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What have they done to Beauty and the Beast doll?

IT’S the doll that has been labelled Emma Watson and Justin Bieber’s love child. The new Beauty and the Beast Belle doll has fans less than impressed.

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‘A gift from the Instagram Gods’

ANTJE Utgaard, 22, became Instagram famous overnight. Her steamy snaps have earnt her the title of the “next Kate Upton”.

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‘They call us marriage breakers’: Sex workers’ tell all

ROBBED and raped, stabbed and shot. It’s not easy being a sex worker on the streets of one of the world’s toughest cities but these women are taking a stand.

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Stripper: There are many girls like Stacey

A DANCER who worked at the same club as Stacey Tierney says many British backpackers work in Aussie clubs, and punters love their ‘filthy’ accent.

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British man reveals he’s ‘four months pregnant’

PROUD father-to-be Hayden Cross is the first British man to reveal he’s pregnant, after finding a sperm donor on Facebook.

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The big problem with setting goals

RESEARCH suggests only eight per cent of people succeed with their New Year’s resolutions. So please, don’t beat yourself up if you’ve already failed.

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Laptop saved man’s life at airport

A MAN is very lucky to be alive after the laptop in his backpack stopped a bullet hitting him as he took cover during the Florida airport shooting.

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Babies of the week

Every week, The Sunday Telegraph celebrates new births. See our the cute babies of the week.

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Meeting at a church led to a divine love

RACHEL Tanios and Andrew Sharkawi wouldn’t even have to leave their street to find love — not that either of them realised it at first.

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2017 wellbeing horoscopes

WHAT have the stars got in store for your health this year, and what can you do to make the most of your opportunities? By body+soul astrologer Yasmin Boland.

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‘Beware the top up’: Eight ways to stop boozing

IT’S easy to booze during the silly season, but now 2017 has started, here’s eight sure-fire ways to cut back the drinking so you’ll look and feel great.

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Teen jailed for blackmailing cop

AN 18-year-old girl has been given eight months in jail after recording a police officer, editing his comments and trying to blackmail him with it.

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Brothers behind the world’s fastest-growing sport

FOR generations this sport has remained the sole preserve of kings and queens. But its incredible growth now has nothing to do with royalty.

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Secretive Q Society’s big moment

A MYSTERIOUS anti-Islam group is stepping out of the shadows, saying it has more Aussie support than ever ahead of a star-studded halal lawsuit fundraiser.

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Menendez brother opens up on killing parents

ON THE outside, the Menendez family appeared to be living the American dream, but on the inside, they were all living a nightmare.

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‘Being a sugar baby is knowing you are valuable’

SHE’S the 25-year-old sugar baby that’s never paid for a drink, designer clothes or expensive dinners but hopes her lifestyle will “empower young women”.

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‘Does that look like $18 pasta to you?’

WHEN Matt Ingram queried a price discrepancy on a plate of pasta at his local pub, he didn’t expect the owner to remove part of his meal to settle the dispute.

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This is what’s wrong with Gen Y

A MOTIVATIONAL speaker has gone viral after sharing his powerful insights into the reasons for Gen Y’s biggest concerns. His solution is simple.

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School clamps down on tardy parents

A PRINCIPAL in the UK has threatened to hit parents with a whopping fine if their kids are late for school — and double the penalty if they fail to pay.

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Real reason bikini model begged for boob job

A BIKINI model received an X-rated offer after taking asking strangers to pay for a boob job — but the real reason she’s raising cash is surprising.

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Racist tirade caught on camera

A YOUNG Melbourne family has been the victim of an appalling racial tirade where they were repeatedly told to “f*** off” and called “wogs”.

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KitKat’s amazing secret ingredient

HAVE you ever wondered what the tasty filling between the wafers in a KitKat is? The astonishing ingredient will surprise you.

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Weight loss resolutions that are bad for you

DESPITE your best intention to go from crisps to kale, there’s a good chance your weight loss resolution could do more harm than good.

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Pic shows diver with spear through head

A MAN is incredibly lucky to be alive after he shot himself in the head while spearfishing. The picture of his ordeal has gone viral. WARNING: Graphic image

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‘All I did was survive’

DENISE Huskins’ story was so incredible even police had a hard time believing it. Now the ‘Gone Girl’ has hit out at those who called her kidnapping a hoax.

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Tinder’s most ‘right-swiped’ users

DATING app Tinder has revealed its 13 most “right-swiped” men and women. Apparently, even they have dating disasters.

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Wardrobe malfunction ‘not what it seems’?

IT would certainly seem that this TV presenter was going commando when a gust of wind blew up her dress. But she claims it was an ‘optical illusion’.

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‘Australian slut’ slur lawyer found guilty

A MARRIED lawyer from London faces jail after he poured beer over a woman’s head, called her an “Australian slut” and sexually assaulted her.

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Was this ‘miraculous’ rescue video a hoax?

SCEPTICS are suggesting that the viral video showing a 2-year-old’s rescuing his twin brother from beneath a fallen chest of drawers is too good to be true.

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Absolute legend wears suit to meet baby niece

THIS guy went to the hospital to meet his newborn niece wearing a suit and tie because ‘first impressions count’.

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Simple test reveals your ‘diet type’

BEHAVIOURAL scientists at the CSIRO believe their new free online tool that helps people determine their “diet type” is a weight loss game changer.

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‘Your sunscreen put my baby in hospital’

Hundreds of parents have hit out at Cancer Council Australia after the charity’s Peppa Pig sunscreen has “burnt” their children’s skin.

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Teen grounded for bold on-camera move

A TEENAGER has become an internet hero for dabbing as his dad is sworn into Congress, with Speaker Paul Ryan painfully unaware of what is happening.

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Can you solve this twin riddle?

A STORY about twin boys born 31 minutes apart with the second one officially older than the first has people scratching their heads.

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‘We fell in love and lost 100kg’

THEY once weighed 380 kilos between them and hated their looks. Now this Melbourne couple are super-fit and living happily ever after.

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‘We were meant to be together forever’

THE fiance of a young man killed in a jetskiing accident weeks before they were due to marry has paid tribute to his “quirky” personality.

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‘I will try to keep my legs closed as told’

NRL star Darius Boyd’s wife Kayla revealed how she chose to terminate a pregnancy following an emotional miscarriage last year. Now she’s hitting back at critics.

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Lovers tiff: Wife rams husband off road

VIDEO: This is not your standard highway collision. Dash Cam footage taken at Crowdy Head on the NSW north coast captures the moment an apparent ‘disgruntled’ wife rams her husband’s campervan.

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The most effective way to kickstart a diet

A NUTRITIONIST outlines the easiest and most effective ways to kickstart your healthy eating plan for 2017.

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Lovers tiff: Wife rams husband off road

VIDEO: This is not your standard highway collision. Dash Cam footage taken at Crowdy Head on the NSW north coast captures the moment an apparent ‘disgruntled’ wife rams her husband’s campervan.

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The most effective way to kickstart a diet

A NUTRITIONIST outlines the easiest and most effective ways to kickstart your healthy eating plan for 2017.

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The world’s weirdest illness

IN JOHN Hinckley Jr’s mind it was love. But he was just delusional and suffering from a condition called Erotomania. He’s not the only one.

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Hero toddler saves twin’s life

HEART-STOPPING video shows a quick-thinking toddler rescue his twin who was crushed under a fallen bookcase in the US.

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The real reason women cheat

PEOPLE may cheat for all kinds of reasons, but it’s your gender that determines why you might be unfaithful.

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Could you save a life with CPR?

A QUICK-thinking neighbour may have saved a drowned toddler’s life by performing CPR. But would you know what to do in that situation?

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‘F*** off hipster scum’: Why people attack hipsters

A BIZARRE war on hipsters has begun as many alternative bars and cafes become targets for senseless attacks. But why are people so mad at them?

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Nanny cracked skull of star’s baby

SUSAN Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri Martino has revealed her newborn suffered a cracked skull after his nanny dropped him.

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Woman sued over ‘black people food’

A RANCH owner in the US, and the ex-wife of an energy tycoon, is being sued over her demands for ‘black people food’ among other discriminatory accusations.

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Cuffed teen ‘takes cop car on joy ride’

A TEEN boy humiliated three cops by allegedly stealing a police car and cruising around New York — while handcuffed.

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Nanny cracked skull of star’s baby

SUSAN Sarandon’s daughter Eva Amurri Martino has revealed her newborn suffered a cracked skull after his nanny dropped him.

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How we’ll lose weight in 2017

GOOD news — you can put down the dumbbells. But if you hate doing planks you are not going to like these fitness trends.

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Women vanishing near Papini home

MORE women, all with blonde hair and blue eyes, have gone missing from the same region where jogger Sherri Papini was allegedly abducted.

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Stop letting your kids watch this

FROM hardcore orgy scenes to graphic violence, these movies might be animated — but you shouldn’t let your kids watch them.

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